Blitz Buckzo-Goetia | |
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* Blitzo Buckzo (birthname) | |
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Biographical and chronological information | |
Homeworld: |
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Home universe: |
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Nationality: |
Hellian |
Ethnicity: |
Pridean |
Date of birth: |
1894 Haei'tuusik (2294 NE} |
Physical and biological description | |
Species: |
Demon (Imp) |
Gender: |
Male |
Height: |
1.5 m (4'11 ft) |
Hair color: |
None |
Eye color: |
Red with Yellow Sclera |
Skin color: |
Red with white scars |
Cybernetics: |
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Societal and political information | |
Affiliation: |
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Occupation(s): |
Mercenary |
Status: |
Alive |
Father: |
Cash Buckzo (deceased) |
Mother: |
Tilla Buckzo (deceased) |
Sibling(s): |
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Marital status: |
married |
Spouse(s): |
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Children: |
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[Source] |
- "Hi, there! I'm Blitzo (the "o" is silent), and I'm the founder of I.M.P! Are you a piece of shit who got yourself sent to Hell? Or are you an innocent soul who got fucked over by someone else?!"
- — Blitz, advertising his Immediate Murder Professionals company in Haei'tuusik Hell in 2018 Haei'tuusik (2418 NE)
Blitz Buckzo-Goetia, born Blitzo Buckzo is a Plainsborn Demon from Haei'tuusik's hell who was the former owner of the Immediate Murder Professionals assassination group and following the Challenge the owner of the Interuniversial Military Professionals mercenary group and the husband of Stolas Buckzo-Goetia and the adoptive father of Loona Buckzo-Goetia and Octavia Buckzo-Goetia.
Born and raised in a circus, Blitz started life as a entertainer (specifically a clown) in Haei'tuusik Hell before switching careers to assassinations and mercenary work, which in turn eventually lead to him creating the Immediate Murder Professionals, a Imp-ran company that specializes in assassinations of living humans for the sinners of Haei'tuusik Hell, and it was through this that Blitz began a relationship with Stolas intentionally as a means of payment for the grimoire he used to get to Haei'tuusik Earth and where he meet and hired Bash after he coincidently gotten involved with a similar job, although it did surprise (and annoyed) his two workers, Moxxie and Millie Horvitz. But this rather brash decision to hire the TransRace Human began a string of events and influences that saw him and his little makeshift family slowly change morally and ethically due to their interactions and deepening friendship with Bash.
By the end of the Challenge brought to their universe by the Entities, as well their worlds' discovery and contact with the Alliance, Blitz restructured Immediate Murder Professionals into the Interuniversial Military Professionals, largely so he can keep the abbreviation of IMP, and he and the rest of his new family, coworkers, and Bash's new girlfriend Thelita left their homeworld to travel the Known Multiverse to take on nearly any merc work they can get, what wonders the multiverse had, and what trouble they could get into.
Biography[]
Profession[]
Personality[]
Relationships[]
Family and Relatives[]
- Stolas Buckzo-Goetia (Husband)
- Loona Buckzo-Goetia (adopted daughter)
- Octavia Buckzo-Goetia (step-daughter/adopted daughter)
Friends and Allies[]
Rivals[]
Quotes[]
- "Moxxie: Sir... Why are we doing this?"
- "Blitz: I told ya Mox! We're making sure this bastard human Loony is dating doesn't do anything funny"
- "Moxxie: *sighs* First, Loona is 23 years old now, she can make her own decisions about who she can and won't date, second if this human mistreated her in any way she would have beaten him half to death a while ago and promptly dumped him while she was at it and third She would NOT like you or Stolas spying on her and her boyfriend... And while I'm at it, your highness...eh, Stolas, sir, why didn't you say anything about this crazier-than-usual plan from Blitz?"
- "Stolas: I am of the same mindset Moxxie, I desire to ensure that this... human... doesn't do anything untoward to my moonlight."
- "Moxxie: Oh Lucifer and the Entities!"
- "Millie: Oh come on Mox, mah pa react tha same way when me and mah sisters brought home our boyfriends."
- "Moxxie: Did you like it when he acted like that?"
- "Millie: Well... No Ah and mah sisters never did... but... the thought is what matters"
- "Blitz: Shut the fuck up you two! I'm trying to focus!"
- —Blitz and Stolas following Loona on her date with Gearalt, her boyfriend (and eventual husband) dragging along Moxxie and Millie along the way, 2424 NE.
- "Blitz: So let me see if I got this straight, these rocks are actually some alien device that drives people homicidal and fuck knows what, turns the corpses into creatures like that Thing movie I watched years back and they think its some sort of divine ascension?"
- "Bash: Yeah, the Unitologists are mad, the Markers does that by the way, they were supposed to be wiped out back during the Second Necromorph War but some must have survived and honestly, I'm not sure not sure how. Alot of them were even more insane than before... But we gotta stop them before another outbreak happens. Or worse, them waking up a dormant brethren moon..."
- "Blitz: Shit, and I thought my world was fucked up back then. Oh well! Time to blow that rock and fuck some ass! Let's make some cash!"
- —Blitzo and Bash about their mission to take out the Unitologist group during the Third Necromorph War, 3367 NE